electric shocks

my_slackerbitch @ 2006-03-06T16:30:00

2006-03-07T00:30:51Z

words cannot describe

fuck american idiots!

2004-11-03T05:32:21Z

not that i like kerry but i think bush is a freaking idiot and if he's our president another 4 years i think that americans are stupider than i thought, and i think americans are pretty stupid..

"there's got to be some more change in my life"

2004-10-27T05:00:42Z

i'm really excited about rilo kiley. that band makes me so fucking happy. well i guess not when i'm sad but yea...anyways ah and interpol is so good, their first cd anyways...yea so this weekend should be good though i have no idea what i'm doing or being for halloween...anastasia wants me to be MJ but id on't know if i really want to, like the concept is funny but yea, anastasia should be MJ i have too many freckles...
it's pouring!!! i love it so much iw ish it'd stay like this for a while...there's something really reassuring about rain.
ahhhhh family sucks...why can't mine just be problem free and not so DAMN DRAMATIC!?
i want to stay home while it's raining, no stupid school especialyl cuz i have 2 tests tomorrow and i love being in a warm bed on cold rainy days or taking hot showers
right well there's not much else i feel like revealing to everyone so
love (but not in love i think we should just be friends)
megandoo

radiohead = sex

mmm cheescake

haha moat

my_slackerbitch @ 2004-10-13T21:22:00

2004-10-14T04:22:43Z

anastasia is the only person who reads my lj haha
nice

god i'm a badass $5 ho!

2004-09-26T18:41:02Z

anastasia rocks my itty bitty socks
i was totally suprised friday night!!!
i love all of you mucho
denny's was yummy until i stopped eating...and then it was like ooooh denny's
and then riding the tram was fun cuz the breeze felt nice
and touching my boobs made bri-bri super uncomfortable so i kept doing it....i probably scared the little kids
and then we sat on the bench/ground for a while but it was cool none-the-less
i had an awesome time and i had no idea
thank you thank you thank you
i'm not coming to school monday but i'll be back tuesday

love (but not in love i think we should just b e friends),
megan

my_slackerbitch @ 2004-09-21T23:13:00

2004-09-22T06:15:28Z

the hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff

yea 2ge+her DOES own me....and i like it

bad idea

2004-09-12T20:57:31Z

well i'm not going to be able to go online for a week...

this isnt megan, she gave me her password so im updating it....bitch

2004-09-11T07:15:24Z

my name is Alex from the band Black List (as you can see from the flyer below) and i just wanted to say that all you skanks and std carriers should go to our show at chain, its going to be a rip roarin good time. tickets are 8 dollars, its cheaper than a movie AND its cheaper than a mexican hooker, so its a win win situation...you dig?

my_slackerbitch @ 2004-09-10T23:57:00

2004-09-11T07:04:54Z

go to a punk show so you can be PUNK ROCK!! hah not really but go anyways because it's cool...it's monday september 20th at chain reaction

the baby is the devil!!!!

my_slackerbitch @ 2004-09-05T17:55:00

2004-09-06T00:56:01Z

hahahaha i was bored, and i think playing hide and go seek would be the game anastasia and i would play!

first day of my doom! hah

2004-09-03T02:27:58Z

welllllllll no 0 is wonderfullllllll
classes are alright SOMEHOW i managed to get ROAC?H again!!!!
and stupid grack for internship, but at least he's easy
and the BEST english class...first class ever with anastasia. and it has clarisa, chris, brian, hailey, corbyn, hannah, and more!
drama should be good
being an upperclassman is great
except matinee needs to make more assertive u-turns so we won't be late!!! hah
and boba was a bad choice today
since clarisa couldn't take me home i conned ebiner into taking me home, i also persuaded him to stop at mother made doughnuts, yumm yumm

my_slackerbitch @ 2004-08-31T08:18:00

2004-08-31T15:19:49Z

dedicated to anastasia:
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight
I FUCKING NEED YOU MORE THAN EVA!

ooooh yea

and that's all bitch...

AYE CHICA!

2004-08-30T06:56:09Z

god damn anastasia's a ho!
but it's ok

i'm learning to drive manual.
i'm getting better
stalling less

i saw princess diaries
napoleon was sold out
i regret it immensly

saturday we cleaned out all my dad's shit from like 10 30 until 5 30
god he was a pack rat
i have cool furniture now

friday was cool
yummy cupcakes
i want to watch suicide club again

i just wrote this entry in like stanzas for some reason
this entry also goes backwards in time

i've got soul but i'm not a soilder

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" - the faint

2004-08-25T21:55:33Z

god the faint make me want to have a rave in my chair!!!! it'd be a tight squeeze but i mean the chair spins!!!

orientation makes me realize even more how much i don't want to go back to school...i think this is the first year i've not wanted to go to school this badly but oh well

i'm sad we got kicked out of garden state, napoleon was still funny though, even though i almost fell asleep, i was was tired

then borders is always pleasant

denny's was yummy until after when we went back to borders and my tummy ached!

damn we walked a lot but then i went home and took a half hour nap where when my mom woke me up i was so completely confused i think i was in a deep sleep i didn't know where iw as or what was going on (i only had 2 and a half hours of sleep the night before) and then i went and had a GLORIOUS (in the words of will ferrel) massage and then i had mrs freeze!!! so nummy!

then i watche some moulin rouge!! and fell asleep and woke up at 11 30 cuz my mom woke me up and i've been up since!

my_slackerbitch @ 2004-08-24T00:04:00

2004-08-24T07:11:20Z

Hi. I'm megan. I don't have a penis, but I AM a big penis. When I touch people they scream, "OH MY GOSH!!! I AM BEING TOUCHED BY AN ENORMOUS PENIS!!!". And they are, because that's exactly what I am; a huge penis.

I am oh so silly and quirky. I strip for the mere fun of it all. I don't accept any money for my services. ARE YOU SEXUALLY AMUSED? because I always am. I am a big penis.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTOPHER!!!

a sumation

2004-08-22T08:00:41Z

well summers almost over...what a bitch...it hasn't felt anything like summer it feels like the worst and longest fucking weekend of my life! yea there were fun times but over all it's been shitty...i want my damn summer...now back to school and homework and stupid people and crappy cafeteria food and no money and yea the list goes on...i don't know if i can handle school but i don't really have a choice...

and i thought thursday was long

2004-08-18T04:40:30Z

oooooooooo wow i was soooo tired today, cuz yesteray i was uber busy and didn't get home til like 1 30 - 2 and then went to bed at like 4 or something and then woke up at like 6 30 - 7 and it was a masssively long day and i just wanted to sleep and sleep and sleep. i swear i woke up feeling like i was gonna be sick but eventually like a little into the reception it went away...but the service was nice except you couldn't understand the priest's irish accent and then when matt was playing desperado i went to sit with him cuz i thought he wa having troubles cuz he was crying but then i went and sat with him and he started laughing haha and so then i tried to sing and was confused to where he was at in the song and so finally just did an ending chord...and my uncle was like you played it just how your dad used to haha, and that song is just the tearjerker cuz he loved that song and always said he wanted it playe at his funeral...but i thought they were supposed to take the casket out as matt was playin but when we went to go sit back down it was still there...and i felt awkward cuz it was all quiet haha but it was fine....and having a lot of people was nice cuz it's nice to know so many people cared....we went home at like 5 and i fell asleep in the car and when i got home i jetted striaght to my room and slept till like 9 and i feel kinda bad cuz i didn't really say hello to anyone and my mom came into my room when i went and layed down and i was kinda biatchy haha but oh well haha

i still can't even fathom the fact he's gone, it's just so weird

this is weird

2004-08-13T22:49:20Z

well yestarday was a long day, it started at anaCACA's house and then at like 1 i went home because i had a feeling i should go home and then matt called and i went with him to pick up candace from the airport which her flight got delayed twice and the rerouted so matt and i went to denny's and talked about stuffand then matt dropeed me off at birch to meet anastasia amber and kellie we went to see anchorman again, i wasn't really in the mood to see a movie but i spent the 9 50 anyways and then towards the end of the movie my mom called saying m dad wasn't doing so well and amber ahppened to be in the potty room when i went out so she sat outside with me until the movie ended then we went to tower to buy the rilo kiley ticket which at fist the lady said was sold out and i was like whaaa they just went on sale today but she was thinking of something else thank god and then matt picked me up and we went to the hospital and at like 11 15 my dad died then i got hom at like 12 30 was on the phone for a while and now it's today.....

FYI

2004-08-11T08:13:09Z

Did you know that I am semi-retarded? I swallowed fish food once because I was convinced that I'd magically transform into a fish, or maybe perhaps become a flake of fish food. The fire in my pants is often too blinding for me to look it in the mirror. I need to wear sunglasses when I am running around naked because I don't want to catch the glare from my fire crotch's brightness. People think I am albino, but I am actually one of Michael Jackson's love children. I have the rhythm to prove it. I used to have a penis. I cut it off when I was five because I didn't like the way it would stare at me and at the world around it. To be honest, I sort of miss it. Its harder to make yellow snowballs without it. Which leads me to the advice of the day: NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW. I learned that from Frosty himself.

I love midgets. I love sex with midgets. I wish I was a midget.

what a mourning i've had

2004-08-10T23:56:30Z

well nice anastasia played my alarm this morning and woke me up at 10 30.....not long after the morning turned sad....my aunt called about my dad and yea so.....he needs a mirace which probably won't happpen seeing as it's a miracle and that's rare...but the coolest or weirdest, for lack of better words, thing accoured this morning. i was waiting for my mom to pick me up so we could meet my aunt at the hospital and there was a knock at the door which i thought might be my aunt which confused me but it ended up being a mexican lady (which later she told me lives down the street) but she tried to hand my a flyer and dropped it and when i picked it up she saw i had been crying and she asked if i was ok and i siad no my dad's in the hospital and then she hugged me for a while too and said a prayer, not that i'm religious, but it made me cry even more and i felt so thankful to her, and then she asked his name and said she'd keep him in her prayers...but she also told me that i had to believe that he'd get the best doctors and nurses, etc. and that'd he'd be ok, but basically she was telling me to believe in god, i think anyways...i don't know if i were to all of a sudden believe he's going to come out of this either out of some MIRACLE i'll be restored to faith, or i'll believe and be miserably let down....so i'll prepare myself for what will happen and keep that little hope for a miracle on the side....

i go through all this before you wake up

2004-08-10T06:29:21Z

well i just changed my layout myself woot woot, nnot very good haha well mehico was fun we went to rosarito had some dorky condo and the tv had like 10 channels at the most and half in spanish and there were two FOXes and both didn't come in really! mother effer...but i did get to watch conan! and then friday we walked around i ate chorizo and egg...chips and salsa are for breakfast lunch and dinner haha, and ooohh (drooling) we got 50 min massages for only $30! sooooo good! and we kinda walked on the beach we got "mexican" mochas they had the mexican chocolate in it sooo yummy....and at Papas and Beers i had a beer with my mom and mark, they don't really care how old you are as long as you pay them haha....and we had lobster for dinner oh soooo yummy and then i had a margarita which was the best maragarita i've ever had...next day got up went to a cool little coffee shop and the girl was nice she looked like the type of person i'd be friends with and she had cool music on (which i ended up buyingthe cd later) and then there was some religious parade...and on the way back we went to TJ where there's a HUGE ASS mexican flag and a large supply of gentlemen's clubs...and people bombarding you to buy shit!!!!!!! it's almost scary, actually it gets scary when people won't leave you alone to buy things...even when waiting to cross the border they are walking in between cars trying to sell stuff, i feel bad, but we got some yummy banana ice cream/popsicle stick and gooood churros...and then we spent the evening in san diego went to see the village (i think it's good!) and then went home...
didn't do much today

p.s. i had a horchata!!!! yummm

anastasia is my bitch and i walk her around town on a leash and she doesn't like it but it's too friggin bad!

oh looks who's bad now

2004-08-10T00:05:31Z

well i'll actualy update later, i'll do whatever I feel like I wanna do, gosh

my fave color isn't really pink i was just inputting colors til i got a good one haha

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Amount of times you have seen the movie

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Deb

Your future career is

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jesus told me when he's returning to earth and he's coming on

2004-08-05T06:21:57Z

i have a friend that is super great
she stays up with me until it's really late
i invited her to mexico
but she turned around and told me no
she said that she could not go
i was sad because she's my only friend
i don't think my heart will ever mend
but when i come back we're gonna go to the movies so it's ok

that is a byproduct of my boredom, dedicated to anastasia, because she is the true wanksta!

this is not megan.

2004-08-02T20:36:19Z

NEW LAYOUT.HUAHAHAHAH. You'd think by now people would stop trusting me with their passwords to things. I might put embarrassing pictures in the background.

megan is a WANKSTA.

well you can go suck a fuck, fuckass

2004-08-02T09:31:17Z

well lets see i got up at 1 today cuz my mom woke me up didn't do a whole lot, went to home depot and the stats came over for some gruba nd we watched SNL skits listened to music ate chocolate ice cream that i mixed with peanutbutter and we petted the hamster and anastasia jumped twice when her butt began vibrating from her telly-fone the second time she attacked my wall, i had to put a band-aid on my wall! damn anaLstasia then she went home
oh i got my blonde redhead tickets!!!!!! soooooo happy i hugged the envelope that was carrying them!
i made a bunch of icons cuz i was bored they are coolsome oh yea cuz i say so that's right bitch!

i love your mom

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