Home
electric shocks [entries|friends|calendar]
kid a

[ website | My Website ]
[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ calendar | livejournal calendar ]

[06 Mar 2006|04:30pm]
words cannot describe
2 comments|post comment

fuck american idiots! [02 Nov 2004|09:32pm]
[ mood | discontent ]

not that i like kerry but i think bush is a freaking idiot and if he's our president another 4 years i think that americans are stupider than i thought, and i think americans are pretty stupid..

2 comments|post comment

"there's got to be some more change in my life" [26 Oct 2004|09:51pm]
[ mood | content ]
[ music | blonde redhead ]

i'm really excited about rilo kiley. that band makes me so fucking happy. well i guess not when i'm sad but yea...anyways ah and interpol is so good, their first cd anyways...yea so this weekend should be good though i have no idea what i'm doing or being for halloween...anastasia wants me to be MJ but id on't know if i really want to, like the concept is funny but yea, anastasia should be MJ i have too many freckles...
it's pouring!!! i love it so much iw ish it'd stay like this for a while...there's something really reassuring about rain.
ahhhhh family sucks...why can't mine just be problem free and not so DAMN DRAMATIC!?
i want to stay home while it's raining, no stupid school especialyl cuz i have 2 tests tomorrow and i love being in a warm bed on cold rainy days or taking hot showers
right well there's not much else i feel like revealing to everyone so
love (but not in love i think we should just be friends)
megandoo

radiohead = sex

mmm cheescake

haha moat

4 comments|post comment

[13 Oct 2004|09:22pm]
anastasia is the only person who reads my lj haha
nice
7 comments|post comment

god i'm a badass $5 ho! [26 Sep 2004|11:35am]
[ mood | awake ]
[ music | Clinic - the second line ]

anastasia rocks my itty bitty socks
i was totally suprised friday night!!!
i love all of you mucho
denny's was yummy until i stopped eating...and then it was like ooooh denny's
and then riding the tram was fun cuz the breeze felt nice
and touching my boobs made bri-bri super uncomfortable so i kept doing it....i probably scared the little kids
and then we sat on the bench/ground for a while but it was cool none-the-less
i had an awesome time and i had no idea
thank you thank you thank you
i'm not coming to school monday but i'll be back tuesday

love (but not in love i think we should just b e friends),
megan

1 comment|post comment

[21 Sep 2004|11:13pm]
the hardest part of breaking up is getting back your stuff

yea 2ge+her DOES own me....and i like it
2 comments|post comment

bad idea [12 Sep 2004|01:54pm]
well i'm not going to be able to go online for a week...
1 comment|post comment

this isnt megan, she gave me her password so im updating it....bitch [11 Sep 2004|12:10am]

my name is Alex from the band Black List (as you can see from the flyer below) and i just wanted to say that all you skanks and std carriers should go to our show at chain, its going to be a rip roarin good time.  tickets are 8 dollars, its cheaper than a movie AND its cheaper than a mexican hooker, so its a win win situation...you dig?

post comment

[10 Sep 2004|11:57pm]

go to a punk show so you can be PUNK ROCK!! hah not really but go anyways because it's cool...it's monday september 20th at chain reaction

the baby is the devil!!!!

post comment

[05 Sep 2004|05:55pm]

What The Hell Happened Last Night?
LJ Username
What did you drink?
You wake up in the morning next to: ohrhythmbandit
...who is wearing: fake tattoos
...and rolls over to you to say: Do you have any Gmail invites?
...and then: zaps you with an electric cattle prod
This fun quiz by joneccleston - Taken 93350 Times.
</a>
New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz



Your LJ Perfect Date
LJ Username
Gender
Mood
Choose a random word
Your Perfect Date ohrhythmbandit
You have dinner at a Japanese restaurant
Afterwards you play hide and go seek
Your date asks you to put your hands up in the air
You say f*ck me
Chance you will get lucky - 38%
This Quiz by akasha82 - Taken 156498 Times.
</a>
New! Get Free Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz



hahahaha i was bored, and i think playing hide and go seek would be the game anastasia and i would play!
1 comment|post comment

first day of my doom! hah [02 Sep 2004|07:22pm]
welllllllll no 0 is wonderfullllllll
classes are alright SOMEHOW i managed to get ROAC?H again!!!!
and stupid grack for internship, but at least he's easy
and the BEST english class...first class ever with anastasia. and it has clarisa, chris, brian, hailey, corbyn, hannah, and more!
drama should be good
being an upperclassman is great
except matinee needs to make more assertive u-turns so we won't be late!!! hah
and boba was a bad choice today
since clarisa couldn't take me home i conned ebiner into taking me home, i also persuaded him to stop at mother made doughnuts, yumm yumm
2 comments|post comment

[31 Aug 2004|08:18am]

dedicated to anastasia:
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
(Turnaround bright eyes) Every now and then I fall apart
And I need you now tonight
I FUCKING NEED YOU MORE THAN EVA!

ooooh yea

 

and that's all bitch...

1 comment|post comment

AYE CHICA! [29 Aug 2004|11:48pm]
[ mood | geeky ]
[ music | the killers - all these things that i've done ]

god damn anastasia's a ho!
but it's ok

i'm learning to drive manual.
i'm getting better
stalling less

i saw princess diaries
napoleon was sold out
i regret it immensly

saturday we cleaned out all my dad's shit from like 10 30 until 5 30
god he was a pack rat
i have cool furniture now

friday was cool
yummy cupcakes
i want to watch suicide club again

i just wrote this entry in like stanzas for some reason
this entry also goes backwards in time

i've got soul but i'm not a soilder

8 comments|post comment

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!" - the faint [25 Aug 2004|02:50pm]
[ mood | silly ]
[ music | The Faint - wet from birth ]

god the faint make me want to have a rave in my chair!!!! it'd be a tight squeeze but i mean the chair spins!!!

orientation makes me realize even more how much i don't want to go back to school...i think this is the first year i've not wanted to go to school this badly but oh well

i'm sad we got kicked out of garden state, napoleon was still funny though, even though i almost fell asleep, i was was tired

then borders is always pleasant

denny's was yummy until after when we went back to borders and my tummy ached!

damn we walked a lot but then i went home and took a half hour nap where when my mom woke me up i was so completely confused i think i was in a deep sleep i didn't know where iw as or what was going on (i only had 2 and a half hours of sleep the night before) and then i went and had a GLORIOUS (in the words of will ferrel) massage and then i had mrs freeze!!! so nummy!

then i watche some moulin rouge!! and fell asleep and woke up at 11 30 cuz my mom woke me up and i've been up since!

3 comments|post comment

[24 Aug 2004|12:04am]
[ mood | horny ]
[ music | porno music ]

Hi. I'm megan. I don't have a penis, but I AM a big penis. When I touch people they scream, "OH MY GOSH!!! I AM BEING TOUCHED BY AN ENORMOUS PENIS!!!". And they are, because that's exactly what I am; a huge penis.

I am oh so silly and quirky. I strip for the mere fun of it all. I don't accept any money for my services. ARE YOU SEXUALLY AMUSED? because I always am. I am a big penis.


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRISTOPHER!!!

6 comments|post comment

a sumation [22 Aug 2004|12:57am]
[ mood | crappy ]
[ music | a new arrangement ]

well summers almost over...what a bitch...it hasn't felt anything like summer it feels like the worst and longest fucking weekend of my life! yea there were fun times but over all it's been shitty...i want my damn summer...now back to school and homework and stupid people and crappy cafeteria food and no money and yea the list goes on...i don't know if i can handle school but i don't really have a choice...

2 comments|post comment

and i thought thursday was long [17 Aug 2004|09:27pm]
oooooooooo wow i was soooo tired today, cuz yesteray i was uber busy and didn't get home til like 1 30 - 2 and then went to bed at like 4 or something and then woke up at like 6 30 - 7 and it was a masssively long day and i just wanted to sleep and sleep and sleep. i swear i woke up feeling like i was gonna be sick but eventually like a little into the reception it went away...but the service was nice except you couldn't understand the priest's irish accent and then when matt was playing desperado i went to sit with him cuz i thought he wa having troubles cuz he was crying but then i went and sat with him and he started laughing haha and so then i tried to sing and was confused to where he was at in the song and so finally just did an ending chord...and my uncle was like you played it just how your dad used to haha, and that song is just the tearjerker cuz he loved that song and always said he wanted it playe at his funeral...but i thought they were supposed to take the casket out as matt was playin but when we went to go sit back down it was still there...and i felt awkward cuz it was all quiet haha but it was fine....and having a lot of people was nice cuz it's nice to know so many people cared....we went home at like 5 and i fell asleep in the car and when i got home i jetted striaght to my room and slept till like 9 and i feel kinda bad cuz i didn't really say hello to anyone and my mom came into my room when i went and layed down and i was kinda biatchy haha but oh well haha





i still can't even fathom the fact he's gone, it's just so weird
5 comments|post comment

this is weird [13 Aug 2004|03:42pm]
[ mood | blank ]
[ music | as my guitar gentley weeps ]

well yestarday was a long day, it started at anaCACA's house and then at like 1 i went home because i had a feeling i should go home and then matt called and i went with him to pick up candace from the airport which her flight got delayed twice and the rerouted so matt and i went to denny's and talked about stuffand then matt dropeed me off at birch to meet anastasia amber and kellie we went to see anchorman again, i wasn't really in the mood to see a movie but i spent the 9 50 anyways and then towards the end of the movie my mom called saying m dad wasn't doing so well and amber ahppened to be in the potty room when i went out so she sat outside with me until the movie ended then we went to tower to buy the rilo kiley ticket which at fist the lady said was sold out and i was like whaaa they just went on sale today but she was thinking of something else thank god and then matt picked me up and we went to the hospital and at like 11 15 my dad died then i got hom at like 12 30 was on the phone for a while and now it's today.....

17 comments|post comment

FYI [11 Aug 2004|01:04am]
Did you know that I am semi-retarded? I swallowed fish food once because I was convinced that I'd magically transform into a fish, or maybe perhaps become a flake of fish food. The fire in my pants is often too blinding for me to look it in the mirror. I need to wear sunglasses when I am running around naked because I don't want to catch the glare from my fire crotch's brightness. People think I am albino, but I am actually one of Michael Jackson's love children. I have the rhythm to prove it. I used to have a penis. I cut it off when I was five because I didn't like the way it would stare at me and at the world around it. To be honest, I sort of miss it. Its harder to make yellow snowballs without it. Which leads me to the advice of the day: NEVER EAT YELLOW SNOW. I learned that from Frosty himself.


I love midgets. I love sex with midgets. I wish I was a midget.
2 comments|post comment

what a mourning i've had [10 Aug 2004|04:41pm]
[ mood | depressed ]
[ music | interpol - NYC ]

well nice anastasia played my alarm this morning and woke me up at 10 30.....not long after the morning turned sad....my aunt called about my dad and yea so.....he needs a mirace which probably won't happpen seeing as it's a miracle and that's rare...but the coolest or weirdest, for lack of better words, thing accoured this morning. i was waiting for my mom to pick me up so we could meet my aunt at the hospital and there was a knock at the door which i thought might be my aunt which confused me but it ended up being a mexican lady (which later she told me lives down the street) but she tried to hand my a flyer and dropped it and when i picked it up she saw i had been crying and she asked if i was ok and i siad no my dad's in the hospital and then she hugged me for a while too and said a prayer, not that i'm religious, but it made me cry even more and i felt so thankful to her, and then she asked his name and said she'd keep him in her prayers...but she also told me that i had to believe that he'd get the best doctors and nurses, etc. and that'd he'd be ok, but basically she was telling me to believe in god, i think anyways...i don't know if i were to all of a sudden believe he's going to come out of this either out of some MIRACLE i'll be restored to faith, or i'll believe and be miserably let down....so i'll prepare myself for what will happen and keep that little hope for a miracle on the side....

1 comment|post comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]

Advertisement